Have You Seen My Friend?
He is about 6'1", African-American, slim build.
Distiguishing features: a panache for type, ability to nap anywhere.
I haven't seen my dear friend Brandon in over two weeks now and I am beginning to worry. Please, take the time to check under your bed and between your cushions. Thanks to Jeannius for the photo
2 comments:
he disappears a lot that silly man... i havent seen him in a year i think... he keeps saying he'll come to los angeles, but i think its all lies...
YES! Yes. I've seen him! AWAKE, even!
Call off the search party. He's here at The Onion offices. I swear.
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