Apt 3B At Night

I came home last night and there were 4 empty Zima bottles and Zoe could hardly focus.

Next to him laid my camera. In his drunken stooper Zoe has taken 106 shots of Tosca's (my other cat) ass and one of this shadow on my wall.


Jeannie said...

i think they left me a voicemail too.

"ssssh.shsshsh.... pwwhahaa!"
"[indiscernable whispering]just give me the phone!"
[in a whisper]"say it say it!"
"hey.[background:hahhah!]it's uh.. it's. gina's pussies calling!"

Melissa said...

Zoe is a lightweight. All it takes is 4 Zimas??!!